The Orgone Accumulator

Felis deimos triceratops, noted in other literature under the species name Triceratops, is a mostly extinct cat from the Cretaceous period of Earth's history. It's known for having two long brow horns and a singular adorable beak horn.

The few triceratops alive today have greatly shrunk in size compared to their extinct kin and hide themselves amongst children's toys by holding very, very still whenever a human being is looking. They can subsist entirely on dustbunnies, but are nonetheless chiefly herbivorous by nature.